I feel like Shane can use this line to get away with anything he wants.
“Shane, go do the dishes?”
“But there are knives, Reed. Do you want me to nearly die again?”
“Shane, can you go to the store and pick up some brushes?”
“I can’t drive today, Reed, I may crash. Do you want me to nearly die again?”
“Shan-“
“I’ll die!”

I feel like Shane can use this line to get away with anything he wants.

“Shane, go do the dishes?”

“But there are knives, Reed. Do you want me to nearly die again?”

“Shane, can you go to the store and pick up some brushes?”

“I can’t drive today, Reed, I may crash. Do you want me to nearly die again?”

“Shan-“

“I’ll die!”

(via kopfueber-nach-vorn)

Source: joyjohane

Originally from The hearts of lonely people.

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